this is a title.

suspend:

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

(via hotboyproblems)

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via perks-of-being-chinese)

meatbicyclevevo:

when somebody insults me

image

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via lamelohan)

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via sidethots)

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

(via twinking)

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

(via textpostsrus)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via textpostsrus)

safeguards:

my thoughts are tomatoes i cannot fathom into ketchup

(via sniffing)

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan, via ugly)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via lamelohan)