this is a title.

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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(via twinking)

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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(via sniffing)

(Source: chloekono, via cuntgradulation)

theonion:

Step 1: Admissions officers immediately reject all applicants who have the same first name as anyone they don’t like

theonion:

Step 1: Admissions officers immediately reject all applicants who have the same first name as anyone they don’t like

(via sniffing)

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section ??????????????????

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
 ??????????????????

(Source: yasmastah, via ugly)

philanddan:

omgdanwhy:

superlockedinthephandom:

but can you even imagine phil being angry

idk i feel like if dan and phil ever fought dan would be the one to flip the fuck out and punch walls and slam doors and shit

but phil

i think phil gives

the silent treatment

and if Phil ever raises his voice, Dan apologizes right away bc he knows
he fucked up

(Source: superlockedphan, via untilyourbreathingst0ps)

hotboyproblems:

bless

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via hotboyproblems)

humorbaby:

strangevibezz:

MY HEART

i’m in love

(Source: godotal, via bastille)

foodchewer:

if you are reading this you are probably hella cool

(via perks-of-being-chinese)